Holy shit, woman. The knots you've turned my neural pathways into! I'm not sure whose leg I want to be humping here--there are like six candidates, all extraordinarily hot. I'm loving Dean/Cally, and then going all wooby over Sam/Cally, and then OMG PDJammer! and Chief! My brave Chief who loves his knuckledraggers and whose knuckledraggers love him so much and he is so so strong and good and DAMN him trying to glare down Sam (and Sam not letting him) is so hot, and guhzummms, Dean the transport jockey...

Frakking-a, girl. I'm all twitterpated!

Best b-day fic ever! Thank you so much!